Ray J knocked up Danger (allegedly)

15 02 2009

I don’t even watch this show (or at least, I try my best not to) but Danger of For the Love of Ray J is claiming to be pregnant with Ray J’s baby.

Monica Leon, 22 – aka Danger – says she is carrying Ray J’s baby. She had sex with him during production, Monica says, and is now more than three months pregnant.

“There is no way the baby can be anyone’s but Ray J’s,” Monica told The ENQUIRER in an exclusive interview.

The young mom-to-be told The ENQUIRER the unexpected pregnancy was an indirect result of the reality show’s too-close-for-comfort premise.

“I was locked in a mansion with him and 13 girls from October until the end of December,” she said. “Toward the end of the first week of filming, we made love for the first time – and we slept together every night after that!

“I didn’t want to fall for Ray J, but he was so charming it became impossible not to. I was in love with him, and as strange as it might sound, I think he loved me.”

Yes, Danger. I think he loved you too! Also, Ray J is dating Whitney Houston but also has a Vh1 dating show?! To make things more confusing and bizarre, Danger has a scorpion tattooed on her face.

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Actually, I have no idea what that tattoo is now that I’m actually looking at it. Why did I assume it was a scorpion?

Soooooo anyway, here’s some nude pictures of Danger that I found!





I Love Money 2, and some tidbits.

12 02 2009

I am really loving ILM2 so far. Maybe it’s because Rock of Love Bus is seemingly getting lame. Brief observations:

  • Leilene is doing what she knows she’s good at (being slutty, but lovable).
  • Buckwild is seriously into this game. She knows all the rules. Girl has studied up.
  • The Entertainer is still hilariously insane.
  • Buddha is pretentious but I still love him and hope he doesn’t get screwed out of a place on the show.
  • I love Buddha and the Entertainer equally.

Onix was eliminated in this week’s episode, and that’s okay because I was never attached to him in the first place.

Previews:





Rock of Love Bus episode #whatever: Wait, so does Natasha have a dick or what?

8 02 2009

So? Does she?

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You see, the tutu hides the bulge.

This episode, Bret eliminated Natasha in part because Ashley planted the seed in his head that maybe she’s really a dude. Evidence presented: 1) Looks like a man, 2) Talks like a man, 3) Only wears tutus (to hide the bulge!). He almost asked her, but decided it was too awkward and took the pussy way out. Oh Bret.

But I still gotta know: What’s under that tutu?

Also three new girls were added to the show, and it was not as exciting as it should have been. This season is rapidly losing charm.





I LOVE MONEY 2: TONIGHT!

2 02 2009

Life is getting in the way of this blog lately, but don’t forget: I Love Money 2 premieres tonight at 9 p.m. Don’t miss it, shit’s gonna be epic.

Watch the trailer:





Shawn shits his pants, Brittaney Starr eliminated, Real Chance special!

19 01 2009

I am totally inept at keeping up with this website in a timely fashion, but I just have to say that Tool Academy‘s Shawn brought one of the most hilarious twists ever to this show. Ahahaha. The guy who wears that dumb cowboy hat got eliminated, I don’t remember his name but whatever.

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Brittaney Starr was eliminated from Rock of Love Bus, and that’s okay. I still don’t know why they called her Jasmineva pre-show.

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And in really good news, there will be a Real Chance of Love Behind the Scenes special on Vh1 this Wednesday, January 21 at 9 p.m. This is awesome because it probably means this show did well enough ratings-wise to have more Real and Chance shows in the future. I want a My Fair Brady-style show featuring Real and Corn Fed. Also Chance needs to find love too, damn it. Do you hear me Vh1?!?!





Tool Academy premiere: Matsuflex is amazing and hilarious.

13 01 2009

Alright, so I kind of shit all over this show when I heard about it, but it will probably be pretty good. Except for the part where girls cry a lot about their boyfriends being awful, but I guess I can overlook that for the sake of Matsuflex’s man panties. Seriously, was that not the most amazing scene ever?

The best parts of this show were Tommy’s ridiculous tantrum and Matsuflex’s panty celebration, seen in part 5 of the premiere at 2:54 and 5:36, respectively. I wish I could embed these videos, I really do.

Dimitri was eliminated and his girlfriend didn’t dump him. I was definitely not attached to him so whatever.

I will leave you with a video that I found on Matsuflex’s youtube, in which he appears to waggle a spoon around with his giant dick and sip a protein shake. At least I think that’s what’s happening here.





REAL CHANCE OF LOVE FINALE: MY HEAD EXPLODES WITH JOY AND CONFUSION AND ANGER

13 01 2009

CHANCE! OH MY GOD, CHANCE.

Chance picks nobody. I am so sad. More importantly, Cali and Risky are sad. My heart is breaking. Chance is crying. Chance’s tears are like leprechaun tears, rare and heartbreaking. Actually, I don’t know anything about leprechaun tears. Do leprechauns even cry? The only way this could get worse is if Real picks Bay Bay Bay.

BUT, OH! THE STORMCLOUDS PART AND THE SUN BREAKS THROUGH! REAL CHOOSES CORN FED.

I CANNOT CONTAIN MY GLEE.

Corn Fed ❤ Real 4ever

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The Real Chance of Love reunion show is on January 26th. If Corn Fed and Real are not still in love I’m going to kill somebody.

This will be the Vh1 romance that lasts, damn it.

Rock of Love Bus and Tool Academy discussion to come!