Vh1 Twitter roundup & reviews

25 03 2009

I struck gold on Twitter the other day. Here are some of your favorite Vh1 “celebrity” twitters, at least what I could find. I am almost certain that this is not complete.

To be quite honest, I’m posting these here because it was driving me CRAZY to be following all these people on Twitter and have my feed clogged up with garbage from these people. I do love Vh1 and its associated characters but AGH. Stay on my TV, kthx.

Becky Buckwildhttp://twitter.com/BeckyBuckwild

This girl is one of my Vh1 favorites, and is surprisingly intelligible on the internet. Banters with the Entertainer frequently (are they still together?) ,  but twitters EXCESSIVELY. Maybe I just don’t love her enough to appreciate it. Also recently called Tailor Made a vaginaface. Tee hee.

Rating: 7/10

Brandi C. http://twitter.com/babybebe

Pretty much what you’d expect, nothing thrilling but has acceptable internet grammar/spelling. Loses points for being excited to buy Twilight on DVD.

Rating: 4/10

Prancer – http://twitter.com/PrancersWorld

Sweet girl, one of my favorites from that horrible third season of Flavor of Love. But HOLY SHIT. her twitter is annoying and shitty. Admits to watching Toddlers and Tiaras, and nearly all her tweets are brief and worthless (ex. “watching oprah”). Like her on TV, hate her on the internet.

Rating: 2/10


Most of her recent tweets are in all caps, but what else do you expect from this girl. She does acknowledge that she looks trashy (and loves it) and talks about going it for some Botox, so she’s not deluded or anything. Gets points for being good old Frenchy.

Rating: 4/10

Frank the Entertainer http://twitter.com/TheEntertainer1

Sounds like a typical dude living in his parents’ basement, but that’s good because he has plenty of time to reply to people on Twitter. Has a shitty twitter pic. Nothing special or unexpected.

Rating: 5/10

Leilene – http://twitter.com/leilene

Twitters every few days, talks about sex a lot. Whatever.

Rating: 3/10


Grammar is atrocious and typically internetty. Huge tits, as always.

Rating: 3/10

It – http://twitter.com/itfromiluvmoney

Updated a bunch of times a few days ago when he made his twitter and will probably never use it again, but gets big points for his latest clarification tweet: “i did not fuck saaphyri up the ass”

Rating: 8/10

New York http://twitter.com/TIFNYPOLLARD

The original HBIC, made her twitter after someone else beat her to it with a fake one. Just like Shaq! But definitely not as good as Shaq’s twitter, as if anything could ever be. Has potential.

Rating: 7/10

OKAY ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT, here’s the rest sans full reviews because I’m too lazy for this crap

Tailor Made – http://twitter.com/Tailormadevh1

Rating: 6/10

Corn Fed – http://twitter.com/vh1sCornfed

Rating: 5/10

Myammee – http://twitter.com/Myammee_pitts

Rating: 6/10

Bootz – http://twitter.com/larissabootz

Rating: 3/10

Ki Kihttp://twitter.com/kikivh1

Rating: 4/10

More as I find them. ENJOY!



21 02 2009


Megan Hauserman, immortalized in tattoo form. Here is this guy’s myspace. He’s gay, so I thought for a second that it made this a little less creepy. But that’s not true at all. There is no way to make it less creepy, unless maybe if Megan tattooed this on her own arm. That would just be hilarious.


9 12 2008

So, Vh1 has announced a new reality series called Tool Academy. From the Vh1 blog:

The guys, all secretly nominated by their girlfriends, initially believe they are taking part in a competition in search of “Mr. Awesome.” But the tables are turned almost immediately and they quickly learn that they are actually recruits in the Tool Academy, where they will be schooled in proper boyfriend behavior—covering topics like honesty, fidelity, maturity, and communication with resident relationship counselor Trina Dolenz. Each week the guy who shows the least progress in the group is deemed a hopeless tool and dismissed from the academy. But there’s a twist: he must then plead his case before his girlfriend, who decides on the spot if she wants to keep him or kick him to the curb. In the end, only one man will be rewarded for his transformation with a $100,000 cash prize and the title of “Mr. Awesome.”

Anyway, this sounds like shit but I’m probably going to end up watching it. Isn’t that why Vh1 still exists? It’s like a death trap. Tool Academy premieres January 11 at 10 p.m.


By the way, ladies: You should probably dump your shitty boyfriend long before he ends up on a show called Tool Academy.