I Love Money 2, and some tidbits.

12 02 2009

I am really loving ILM2 so far. Maybe it’s because Rock of Love Bus is seemingly getting lame. Brief observations:

  • Leilene is doing what she knows she’s good at (being slutty, but lovable).
  • Buckwild is seriously into this game. She knows all the rules. Girl has studied up.
  • The Entertainer is still hilariously insane.
  • Buddha is pretentious but I still love him and hope he doesn’t get screwed out of a place on the show.
  • I love Buddha and the Entertainer equally.

Onix was eliminated in this week’s episode, and that’s okay because I was never attached to him in the first place.



Shawn shits his pants, Brittaney Starr eliminated, Real Chance special!

19 01 2009

I am totally inept at keeping up with this website in a timely fashion, but I just have to say that Tool Academy‘s Shawn brought one of the most hilarious twists ever to this show. Ahahaha. The guy who wears that dumb cowboy hat got eliminated, I don’t remember his name but whatever.


Brittaney Starr was eliminated from Rock of Love Bus, and that’s okay. I still don’t know why they called her Jasmineva pre-show.


And in really good news, there will be a Real Chance of Love Behind the Scenes special on Vh1 this Wednesday, January 21 at 9 p.m. This is awesome because it probably means this show did well enough ratings-wise to have more Real and Chance shows in the future. I want a My Fair Brady-style show featuring Real and Corn Fed. Also Chance needs to find love too, damn it. Do you hear me Vh1?!?!

Tool Academy premiere: Matsuflex is amazing and hilarious.

13 01 2009

Alright, so I kind of shit all over this show when I heard about it, but it will probably be pretty good. Except for the part where girls cry a lot about their boyfriends being awful, but I guess I can overlook that for the sake of Matsuflex’s man panties. Seriously, was that not the most amazing scene ever?

The best parts of this show were Tommy’s ridiculous tantrum and Matsuflex’s panty celebration, seen in part 5 of the premiere at 2:54 and 5:36, respectively. I wish I could embed these videos, I really do.

Dimitri was eliminated and his girlfriend didn’t dump him. I was definitely not attached to him so whatever.

I will leave you with a video that I found on Matsuflex’s youtube, in which he appears to waggle a spoon around with his giant dick and sip a protein shake. At least I think that’s what’s happening here.

Tool Academy trailer

29 12 2008

There’s a trailer for Tool Academy now, and you can see it on the Vh1 website here.

I am still not not terribly enthusiastic about the show — this trailer makes it look more depressing than anything, and not in a hilarious way. I’m surprised that the girlfriends seem to have a much bigger role in the show than I’d previously assumed, they appear in the trailer frequently to cry about how shitty their boyfriends are. It’s more like couples-counseling instead of the Vh1 version of MTV’s From G’s to Gents. Now that was an awesome show.

Anyway, I’m not going to sit here and pretend like this show is below me. I’ll almost certainly be watching this, because I am a Vh1 whore. I mean, I do write this website.

Tool Academy premieres January 11.

On a side note, the thrilling conclusion to the last episode of Real Chance of Love is on tonight. I feel like I’ve been waiting my whole life for this. It has been TOO LONG.