It is an idiot savant

28 04 2009

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I Love Money has been a great show so far, and the previews for next week have me very excited for It’s secret genius to finally emerge. OH SHIT.

Equally relevant — Tailor Made and It have created a mini-show on Youtube called The Odd Couple. Here’s their first episode, Tailor Made goes to the Hood. Pretty great so far. Hey Vh1! You know what to do with this.





Rock of Love Bus reunion show – Gia and Nikki are sober

19 04 2009

You heard in on tonight’s Rock of Love Bus reunion: Gia and Nikki are sober now. If you don’t recall, these are the two lovely ladies responsible for VaginaShot 2009. While this is great for them and probably ideal for society at large, this is pretty unfortunate for entertainment reasons.

nikkidrunk

Oh, and is Bret still with Taya? I don’t know because I stopped paying attention. What a shitty Rock of Love season.
Godspeed, Daisy of Love.





This is Important: Daisy of Love supertrailer.

18 04 2009

Check out this 5 minute preview of Daisy of Love and just try and tell me it doesn’t look awesome. JUST TRY.

Rock of Love Bus was unfortunately terrible, but I really think this show is going to be the kind of ridiculous garbage that Vh1 needs to be working on for serious funnies. Even Riki Rachtman thinks this is going to be the best ever, and I hope he would know.

Daisy of Love is set to premiere on Sunday, April 26, 9 p.m.





Vh1 Twitter roundup & reviews

25 03 2009

I struck gold on Twitter the other day. Here are some of your favorite Vh1 “celebrity” twitters, at least what I could find. I am almost certain that this is not complete.

To be quite honest, I’m posting these here because it was driving me CRAZY to be following all these people on Twitter and have my feed clogged up with garbage from these people. I do love Vh1 and its associated characters but AGH. Stay on my TV, kthx.

Becky Buckwildhttp://twitter.com/BeckyBuckwild

This girl is one of my Vh1 favorites, and is surprisingly intelligible on the internet. Banters with the Entertainer frequently (are they still together?) ,  but twitters EXCESSIVELY. Maybe I just don’t love her enough to appreciate it. Also recently called Tailor Made a vaginaface. Tee hee.

Rating: 7/10

Brandi C. http://twitter.com/babybebe

Pretty much what you’d expect, nothing thrilling but has acceptable internet grammar/spelling. Loses points for being excited to buy Twilight on DVD.

Rating: 4/10

Prancer – http://twitter.com/PrancersWorld

Sweet girl, one of my favorites from that horrible third season of Flavor of Love. But HOLY SHIT. her twitter is annoying and shitty. Admits to watching Toddlers and Tiaras, and nearly all her tweets are brief and worthless (ex. “watching oprah”). Like her on TV, hate her on the internet.

Rating: 2/10

Angelique/Frenchyhttp://twitter.com/FrenchyAngelik

Most of her recent tweets are in all caps, but what else do you expect from this girl. She does acknowledge that she looks trashy (and loves it) and talks about going it for some Botox, so she’s not deluded or anything. Gets points for being good old Frenchy.

Rating: 4/10

Frank the Entertainer http://twitter.com/TheEntertainer1

Sounds like a typical dude living in his parents’ basement, but that’s good because he has plenty of time to reply to people on Twitter. Has a shitty twitter pic. Nothing special or unexpected.

Rating: 5/10

Leilene – http://twitter.com/leilene

Twitters every few days, talks about sex a lot. Whatever.

Rating: 3/10

Calihttp://twitter.com/thisiscaliluv

Grammar is atrocious and typically internetty. Huge tits, as always.

Rating: 3/10

It – http://twitter.com/itfromiluvmoney

Updated a bunch of times a few days ago when he made his twitter and will probably never use it again, but gets big points for his latest clarification tweet: “i did not fuck saaphyri up the ass”

Rating: 8/10

New York http://twitter.com/TIFNYPOLLARD

The original HBIC, made her twitter after someone else beat her to it with a fake one. Just like Shaq! But definitely not as good as Shaq’s twitter, as if anything could ever be. Has potential.

Rating: 7/10

OKAY ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT, here’s the rest sans full reviews because I’m too lazy for this crap

Tailor Made – http://twitter.com/Tailormadevh1

Rating: 6/10

Corn Fed – http://twitter.com/vh1sCornfed

Rating: 5/10

Myammee – http://twitter.com/Myammee_pitts

Rating: 6/10

Bootz – http://twitter.com/larissabootz

Rating: 3/10

Ki Kihttp://twitter.com/kikivh1

Rating: 4/10

More as I find them. ENJOY!






Daisy of Love cast announced

15 03 2009

So Vh1 has announced the cast of Daisy of Love, and HOLY SHIT, could they look any douchebaggier?

Choice picks:

"SINISTER"

"SINISTER"

"LONDON"

"LONDON"

12 Pack! YES, 12 PACK!

12 Pack! YES, 12 PACK!

At least now I know 12 Pack has taste. I admit it, I love Daisy. Be sure to check out all the other contestants, including the hilarious Swedish triplets. Daisy of Love premieres on April 26, 2009.





JESUS CHRIST

21 02 2009

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Megan Hauserman, immortalized in tattoo form. Here is this guy’s myspace. He’s gay, so I thought for a second that it made this a little less creepy. But that’s not true at all. There is no way to make it less creepy, unless maybe if Megan tattooed this on her own arm. That would just be hilarious.





Rock of Love Bus Episode 6: A giant corn dog!

18 02 2009

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Seriously, just look at that thing.

The girls had the annual Mud Bowl this episode. Mindy won the title of MVP and got the prize of a giant corndog and fucking Bret Michaels. I know which one I’d rather have.

Brittanya and her cute cheek piercings barely escaped elimination this episode, and Bret eliminated Jenny because her dad just died and her soul is fragile. Or something. Jenny is one of the new girls that nobody had begun to care about yet, so I don’t think anyone cares about this.

Hate to say it, but this show is getting pretty lame. I’ve mentioned this before, but really. REALLY. I don’t know what happened. It has so much potential. Come back to me, Rock of Love Bus!