I Love Money has been a great show so far, and the previews for next week have me very excited for It’s secret genius to finally emerge. OH SHIT.

Equally relevant — Tailor Made and It have created a mini-show on Youtube called The Odd Couple. Here’s their first episode, Tailor Made goes to the Hood. Pretty great so far. Hey Vh1! You know what to do with this.

Oh, and is Bret still with Taya? I don’t know because I stopped paying attention. What a shitty Rock of Love season.
Godspeed, Daisy of Love.

Rock of Love Bus was unfortunately terrible, but I really think this show is going to be the kind of ridiculous garbage that Vh1 needs to be working on for serious funnies. Even Riki Rachtman thinks this is going to be the best ever, and I hope he would know.

Daisy of Love is set to premiere on Sunday, April 26, 9 p.m.

To be quite honest, I’m posting these here because it was driving me CRAZY to be following all these people on Twitter and have my feed clogged up with garbage from these people. I do love Vh1 and its associated characters but AGH. Stay on my TV, kthx.

Becky Buckwild – http://twitter.com/BeckyBuckwild

This girl is one of my Vh1 favorites, and is surprisingly intelligible on the internet. Banters with the Entertainer frequently (are they still together?) ,  but twitters EXCESSIVELY. Maybe I just don’t love her enough to appreciate it. Also recently called Tailor Made a vaginaface. Tee hee.

Rating: 7/10

Brandi C. - http://twitter.com/babybebe

Pretty much what you’d expect, nothing thrilling but has acceptable internet grammar/spelling. Loses points for being excited to buy Twilight on DVD.

Rating: 4/10

Prancer – http://twitter.com/PrancersWorld

Sweet girl, one of my favorites from that horrible third season of Flavor of Love. But HOLY SHIT. her twitter is annoying and shitty. Admits to watching Toddlers and Tiaras, and nearly all her tweets are brief and worthless (ex. “watching oprah”). Like her on TV, hate her on the internet.

Rating: 2/10

Angelique/Frenchy – http://twitter.com/FrenchyAngelik

Most of her recent tweets are in all caps, but what else do you expect from this girl. She does acknowledge that she looks trashy (and loves it) and talks about going it for some Botox, so she’s not deluded or anything. Gets points for being good old Frenchy.

Rating: 4/10

Frank the Entertainer - http://twitter.com/TheEntertainer1

Sounds like a typical dude living in his parents’ basement, but that’s good because he has plenty of time to reply to people on Twitter. Has a shitty twitter pic. Nothing special or unexpected.

Rating: 5/10

Leilene - http://twitter.com/leilene

Twitters every few days, talks about sex a lot. Whatever.

Rating: 3/10

Cali – http://twitter.com/thisiscaliluv

Grammar is atrocious and typically internetty. Huge tits, as always.

Rating: 3/10

It - http://twitter.com/itfromiluvmoney

Updated a bunch of times a few days ago when he made his twitter and will probably never use it again, but gets big points for his latest clarification tweet: “i did not fuck saaphyri up the ass”

Rating: 8/10

New York - http://twitter.com/TIFNYPOLLARD

The original HBIC, made her twitter after someone else beat her to it with a fake one. Just like Shaq! But definitely not as good as Shaq’s twitter, as if anything could ever be. Has potential.

Rating: 7/10

OKAY ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT, here’s the rest sans full reviews because I’m too lazy for this crap

Tailor Made - http://twitter.com/Tailormadevh1

Rating: 6/10

Corn Fed – http://twitter.com/vh1sCornfed

Rating: 5/10

Myammee - http://twitter.com/Myammee_pitts

Rating: 6/10

Bootz – http://twitter.com/larissabootz

Rating: 3/10

Ki Ki – http://twitter.com/kikivh1

Rating: 4/10

More as I find them. ENJOY!

Choice picks:

"SINISTER"

"LONDON"

12 Pack! YES, 12 PACK!

At least now I know 12 Pack has taste. I admit it, I love Daisy. Be sure to check out all the other contestants, including the hilarious Swedish triplets. Daisy of Love premieres on April 26, 2009.

Megan Hauserman, immortalized in tattoo form. Here is this guy’s myspace. He’s gay, so I thought for a second that it made this a little less creepy. But that’s not true at all. There is no way to make it less creepy, unless maybe if Megan tattooed this on her own arm. That would just be hilarious.

Seriously, just look at that thing.

The girls had the annual Mud Bowl this episode. Mindy won the title of MVP and got the prize of a giant corndog and fucking Bret Michaels. I know which one I’d rather have.

Brittanya and her cute cheek piercings barely escaped elimination this episode, and Bret eliminated Jenny because her dad just died and her soul is fragile. Or something. Jenny is one of the new girls that nobody had begun to care about yet, so I don’t think anyone cares about this.

Hate to say it, but this show is getting pretty lame. I’ve mentioned this before, but really. REALLY. I don’t know what happened. It has so much potential. Come back to me, Rock of Love Bus!

Monica Leon, 22 - aka Danger – says she is carrying Ray J’s baby. She had sex with him during production, Monica says, and is now more than three months pregnant.

“There is no way the baby can be anyone’s but Ray J’s,” Monica told The ENQUIRER in an exclusive interview.

The young mom-to-be told The ENQUIRER the unexpected pregnancy was an indirect result of the reality show’s too-close-for-comfort premise.

“I was locked in a mansion with him and 13 girls from October until the end of December,” she said. “Toward the end of the first week of filming, we made love for the first time – and we slept together every night after that!

“I didn’t want to fall for Ray J, but he was so charming it became impossible not to. I was in love with him, and as strange as it might sound, I think he loved me.”

Yes, Danger. I think he loved you too! Also, Ray J is dating Whitney Houston but also has a Vh1 dating show?! To make things more confusing and bizarre, Danger has a scorpion tattooed on her face.

Actually, I have no idea what that tattoo is now that I’m actually looking at it. Why did I assume it was a scorpion?

Soooooo anyway, here’s some nude pictures of Danger that I found!

• Leilene is doing what she knows she’s good at (being slutty, but lovable).
• Buckwild is seriously into this game. She knows all the rules. Girl has studied up.
• The Entertainer is still hilariously insane.
• Buddha is pretentious but I still love him and hope he doesn’t get screwed out of a place on the show.
• I love Buddha and the Entertainer equally.

Onix was eliminated in this week’s episode, and that’s okay because I was never attached to him in the first place.

Previews:

• upcoming Tool Academy clips
• Rock of Love Bus Ep. 6 sneak peek
• I Love Money 2 Ep. 3 sneak peek
• For the Love of Ray J Ep. 3 (I refuse to watch this show. Is Ray J famous for anything besides fucking Kim Kardashian?)

You see, the tutu hides the bulge.

This episode, Bret eliminated Natasha in part because Ashley planted the seed in his head that maybe she’s really a dude. Evidence presented: 1) Looks like a man, 2) Talks like a man, 3) Only wears tutus (to hide the bulge!). He almost asked her, but decided it was too awkward and took the pussy way out. Oh Bret.

But I still gotta know: What’s under that tutu?

Also three new girls were added to the show, and it was not as exciting as it should have been. This season is rapidly losing charm.